Welp, health progress has backslid. This was not a surprise; I was too ambitious and unrealistic. I have gone back to the drawing board and found this: http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2007/04/06/how-to-lose-20-lbs-of-fat-in-30-days-without-doing-any-exercise/
I like that it allows me to gorge one day a week. Every Sunday, yours truly will gorging on unadulterated crap. Yay nachos! Blizzards! Gummy worms! The International House of Pancakes!
Anyway, despite the title of the plan, I am exercising. Retired pro wrestler Dallas Page has a workout program I've been doing - no weights, no gyms. I like it because I can pause it and also Dallas Page is the most upbeat guy around. It's nice to have that. Once I hit my goal, I will renew my passport. Look out, girls of Europe! It's an obnoxious